we went to czip lee for a weekend visit, and i told the toddler that she could have anything she wanted. so she grabbed a sharpie and tested its durability with her saliva and one good tooth. before i could sneak the sharpie back to where it came from, uncle alvin from behind the counter took one look at the soggy sharpie, let out an "eww...", and proceeded to charge me for the superstar pen.
obviously she had no intention of using it as anything but a lolly. so she threw it back at me upon arrival back home, and made me draw her something nice.
doodled on an old ikea lamp and banned her from approaching it. but it's all for her, i told the toddler. as long as she doesn't go near it and tear it to smithereens and swallow pieces of paper and vomit chunks of supper out for me to clean up. all for her indeed.
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