toddler's note: then you roll the chuck in sesame

i normally watch top chef when i have my 2am supper at mcmommy's drive-thru (yes that's what mama calls her nipples). last night was no exception, but instead of counting the amount of times richard uses liquid nitrogen, i counted one two three muppets in the kitchen! mama told me they're from sesame street, and i really really really wanna go there one day, especially now that i've found my version of a dumbass tween's addiction to bieber.... COOKIE MONSTER! he is every bit as hairy as papa, and every bit as high as mama. in fact, i've already packed my bags to go find me that chunka hunka man. hunka chunka man? whatever lar. i want to find me that man.

so i asked mama, "how do i get to sesame street?" instead of replying me with a cohesive answer, she started cooing and singing repeatedly "can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street?" in an ungodly 2am voice. shit woman, if i knew how the eff to get to sesame street would i effing be asking you?!!? to end my misery, i had to pretend to fall asleep. once mama followed suit, i decided to take things into my own adorably adorable hands and find sesame street on my own.

first i googled where is sesame street. according to google maps malaysia, it's located in mid valley mall. so i begged papa to take me and he did, that poor sucker. 'cept turns out it was just a crappy store selling crappy clothes. no quaint street lamps, no monsters awry, no awesome songs jumping out at you from every corner. trust malaysia to screw up directions even on google map.

then i came home and rephrased my question to "how to get to sesame street." the first search results i noticed were the above, which are supposedly the same link. so i enthusiastically clicked on both and waited for proper directions to sesame street. except nothing came up but an error. it was as if someone purposely wiped the index out. i was starting to suspect a conspiracy. maybe someone deleted the information. maybe someone deleted the guy. maybe he's like locked up somewhere being brainwashed into forgetting that he ever knew the actual location. whatever it was, it wasn't there in those links.

then  i saw the next best link. and opened it. and finally figured out that sesame street is "possibly" in new york city. so i asked mama where new york city is. she ended up singing some crappy song about the place instead of telling me where it is again. so i googled new york city and found out that we're far from strolling there to figure out if this was true. le sigh. i failed to find my cookie monster.

then i googled where is chuck norris.

so i got to thinking.... i can't find cookie monster, and i can't find chuck norris. and they're both hairy and manly. soooooo.... could they be the same person? 

ahah.