today i was chucked into a dress. it was short and yellow polka dotty and i wasn't liking it one bit. what the hell happened to wearing pants? who the hell decided that i was gonna grow up girly anyway? does nobody care that i like to fall asleep to action movies and mike rowe quotes? obviously not; i was chucked into a dress.
yellow polka dotted pinafore from carter's, white onesie with collar from F.O.S., yellow teddy booties hand-me-down
not only was i chucked into a dress, i was forced to wear teddy bear booties. sigh, the humiliation. all coz mama had some friends visiting and she wanted to show me off like a prized pumpkin. i guess i can't blame her, i'm damn cute after all.
but after a few hours of wearing that damn dress, i kinda got used to the freedom down under. hell, i farted and it actually spread further than the average vicinity! so i guess it wasn't so bad after all... i might do this shit again.
Your polka dot dress is awesome! You wanna trade?
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ReplyDeleteItsy bitsy teenie weenie polka dot bikini :p
Trade me something boyish and we have a deal!
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