tonight, mama and papa went on something called a date. according to mama, it's when kisses and cuddles happen in public if we're lucky or cheap. so obviously i wanted to tag along. we went to a cafe called pinksage, and i sat in patient wait for the kisses and cuddles to happen, or the public to go wild at my arrival. but crap if they knew how to show their obvious excitement... instead, everybody, including the mama and papa, ignored me! like i wasn't even there! i also didn't appreciate the fact that papa was looking at mama with the love and adoration intended for me, and vice versa.
needless to say, i had to show my complete and utter disapproval. so i threw a hissy fit and tried to chomp on every finger until mama had no choice but to spend some time feeding me in the washroom. yum milk. when we got back to the table, i threw another hissy fit for papa to bring me for walkies. yum walkies.
kisses, check. cuddles, check. tons of yummy attention? - a definite check. so i have a question - if i've already scored on the first date, what happens on the second?
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